is this an errant visitor I see? Various things used to reside here, like things magazine. Go thither, lest ye blame me for the mixup. Or stay. Both are good.

greetings traveller, clearly obsessed by things. I feel I should warn you that here there are many things you may like; odd things that may fill your little heart with joy or person with strange ideas. Ignore the silly words, they are a distraction.

And here's a random link for church hoppers (those who frequent more than one church, or are in the process of choosing between them:
Church hopping